Why are people such creeps about taking candy from the candy dish?
They act like they aren’t supposed to take it. People ask if they can take one.
No, I just have this candy dish on the counter, basically out of my reach, just so ONLY I can eat them.
I hate everyone.
I mean, I say this a lot…
…but this week is HORRIBLE—why is everyone who calls our office completely fucking stupid???? I mean, I expect a little ignorance from our clients, and I expect sales calls to be annoying…but to have other attorneys and telemarketers acting they way those last three four callers have is completely fucking absurd. Talking in circles, really slowly, without letting me answer their questions or ask my own pertinent questions. Then on top of that, they are being so polite that it is almost impossible for me to be pushy with them at all, to the point that it’s annoying. Have you never ever made a phone call before in your life? Why do you feel like you have to give the receptionist an insane amount of information instead of letting her ask you what SHE needs to know?? PLEASE, just shut up and wait.
#RAGEBLACKOUT
WHEN I TELL YOU I AM COMING BACK 5 MINUTES EARLY FROM LUNCH, GET THE FUCK UP OUT OF MY FUCKING SEAT, YOU CUNT. YOU SUCK AT SORTING THE MAIL ANYWAY!
I honestly don’t hate my job, I am just sick of some of these fucking idiots I have to work with.
Clothes are hard.
I’m glad I’m a woman who works an office job—I can just through on a dress whenever I’m feeling lazy, and I still look pretty good.
I woke up 30 minutes late, after a nightmare where I was INSANELY late, one of my lease favorite coworkers was working the road crew that made me late, and then I checked my phone and it told me I was fired. Scary.
Sooooo…I’m going to get off Tumblr now and try to leave early for work, yes?
I keep worrying that I’m neglecting my work…
…but then I realize I don’t have anything to do. And I stay on twitter.
Fuck you, Wednesday.
- Caller: “Hi, I’m trying to send a fax and it’s not going through, I wanted to make sure I had the right number.”
- Me: “Ok. Are you using the ‘9110’ number?”
- Caller: “No, I’m using the [gives area code] number. What is your fax number?”
- Me: “What is the number that you are using?”
- Caller: “[...]-[...]-9110”
- Me: “Yes, that was the 9110 number I was talking about. That number is no longer working. The last four numbers are now 12-51, 1-2-5-1.”
- [Second line starts ringing.]
- Caller: “Oh ok. So it’s [...]-[...]…what was the rest of it again?”
- [Second line is still ringing.]
- Me: “1. 2. 5. 1.”
- [Second line is still ringing.]
- Caller: “Ok. So that’s [...]-[...]-1251.”
- [Second line is still ringing.]
- Me: “Yes.”
- [Second line is still ringing.]
- Caller: “Ok, thank you.”
- Me: “Thank you, buh-bye.”
- [Pick up second line.]
- Me: "[Company name]"
- [Dial tone.]
Nobutseriously…
Where the fuck did you go for 30 minutes so we could BOTH miss the meeting?????????????????????????
I am so beyond over this day.